Gee, I didn't know angels flew so low.

Are you okay?  Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the
girl of my dreams.

Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose.

Is it hot in here or is it just you ?

I can't wait until tomorrow, you get better looking every day.

[guy looks at her shirt tag] Made in heaven, just as I thought!

If I followed you home would you keep me ?

What are you doing the rest of your life ?

Hi ! My name is chance and do I have one ?

If you walk away now, I'll die with a broken heart.

You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again ?

I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.

Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.

I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"

You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.

Motel spelled backward is letom.

Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

Ravenger28@aol.com:
Already! You have caught my attention from across the room. Now may I have yours with a dance?

Could you say "hi" and give me a smile. Now I'll always remember what it's like to meet the girl of my dreams!

Carson:
I am not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.

Greg:
"If I had a rose for every time I thought about you, I'd be walking in a garden for the rest of my life!!"

k0rith:
For you to put on make up would be like covering up a master piece. 

Anonymous:
Your beauty is like money.  You can never get enough of it, and you always want more.

Danny:
Are those pants made of Lysol? Because I could see my face in them.

 

Comebacks

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there
anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

Could I buy you a drink?
Sorry. I had a few already and you still don't look interesting!

Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my Mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Sure. But promise me you tell her you still don't have a job.

Tyktee@aol.com:
I had a bad day and it allways helps me to see a beatiful girl smile, so would you smile for me. 

WILDCHERRY691055@aol.com:
Hey baby, whats your sign?
"Do not enter"

k0rith:
girl : "If there was anything you could change about me what would it be" 
guy: " I'd make your eyes have to blink only twice as often."

From Dee:
When hit on by a younger guy with a line: " Do you have a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her"

Say " How about you call yours and remind her it's way past your bedtime?"

SprStr16@aol.com
If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you will see a beautiful dozen

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