|Pick up lines
I didn't know angels flew so low.
Are you okay? Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the
girl of my dreams.
Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose.
Is it hot in here or is it just you ?
I can't wait until tomorrow, you get better looking every day.
[guy looks at her shirt tag] Made in heaven, just as I thought!
If I followed you home would you keep me ?
What are you doing the rest of your life ?
Hi ! My name is chance and do I have one ?
If you walk away now, I'll die with a broken heart.
You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again ?
I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.
Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.
I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"
You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.
Motel spelled backward is letom.
Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my
Already! You have caught my attention from across the room. Now may I have yours with a dance?
Could you say "hi" and give me a smile. Now I'll always remember what it's like to meet the girl of my dreams!
I am not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.
"If I had a rose for every time I thought about you, I'd be walking in
a garden for the rest of my life!!"
For you to put on make up would be like covering up a master piece.
Your beauty is like money. You can never get enough of it, and you
always want more.
Are those pants made of Lysol? Because I could see my face in them.
I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there
Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.
Could I buy you a drink?
Sorry. I had a few already and you still don't look interesting!
Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my Mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Sure. But promise me you tell her you still don't have a job.
I had a bad day and it allways helps me to see a beatiful girl smile, so would you smile for me.
Hey baby, whats your sign?
"Do not enter"
girl : "If there was anything you could change about me what would
guy: " I'd make your eyes have to blink only twice as often."
When hit on by a younger guy with a line: " Do you have a quarter? I
want to call your mom and thank her"
Say " How about you call yours and remind her it's
way past your bedtime?"
If you hold 11 roses in front of a mirror, you will see a beautiful dozen
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